Let’s Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir, Jenny Lawson
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I’m reading comments on a sexist thread about Angelina Jolie why do I do this to myself.
Protips:
Boobs are not all that a woman* is!!!! Stop saying that if someone were to lose their boobs for whatever reason that they will become unattractive!!! Boobs are literally just lumps of fat on a person they do not account for their worth as a human being!!!!
Also very important tip: If you need to say “I don’t mean to be racist/sexist/homophobic/islamophobic/an asshole/etc etc” the following statement has a 10/10 chance of being just that.
Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE.
BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH SAVING—BUT YOU BET YOUR ASS THE PUBLIC WILL BE IN A RIOT IF A GOOD PAIR OF TITS IS IN DANGER.
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once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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if i’m ur friend i’m sorry
yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later

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