Let’s Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir, Jenny Lawson
I’m reading comments on a sexist thread about Angelina Jolie why do I do this to myself.
Boobs are not all that a woman* is!!!! Stop saying that if someone were to lose their boobs for whatever reason that they will become unattractive!!! Boobs are literally just lumps of fat on a person they do not account for their worth as a human being!!!!
Also very important tip: If you need to say “I don’t mean to be racist/sexist/homophobic/islamophobic/an asshole/etc etc” the following statement has a 10/10 chance of being just that.
Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE.
BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH SAVING—BUT YOU BET YOUR ASS THE PUBLIC WILL BE IN A RIOT IF A GOOD PAIR OF TITS IS IN DANGER.
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
if i’m ur friend i’m sorry
yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
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